Englebert Humperdinck wins the Eurovision Song Contest (with my help)

I have just heard the staggering news – Englebert Humperdinck is going to be our official representative in the Eurovision Song Contest. The 75 year old veteran – a legendary crooner of popular romantic song – will stand up for Britain in the notorious arena of kitsch, bad taste, backstabbing and occasional genius (I have […]
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